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Owen Wilson Jokes

What did Owen Wilson say when he got to Australia?

"MOM"

What's Owen Wilson's favorite MMORPG?

WOW

Owen Wilson is an ok actor...

I personally like his brother more, even though he doesn't have that "wow" factor.

TIL Owen Wilson is a gamer.

His favourite game of all is WoW!

Why is Owen Wilson’s nose all messed up?

He KaCHOO’ed too hard!

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Hardy, and Owen Wilson dressed up as musicians for a party.

Tom Hardy said, "I'll be Beethoven."

Owen Wilson said, "I'll be Mozart."


Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach."

Did you know that in the original script of "Castaway" the Tom Hanks character was a big time gambler, and actually lost a lot of money to his volleyball friend?

That's why personlly I think the role would've been better played by Owen Wilson.

If Wilson lent Tom Hanks $20...

Tom Hanks would be Owen Wilson.

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