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Orchestras Jokes

I would like to put on record my appreciation for the guys who play the triangle in orchestras.

Thanks for every ting.

Why are orchestras rated R?

Because of all the sax and violins.

Why does Optimus Prime lead orchestras in his free time?

Because he is a semiconductor

The hardest part of Covid-19 is that the orchestras are no longer performing

It’s really disconcerting.

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