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Symphonic Jokes

What does Optimus Prime say when he wants a symphonic band?

"Autobots, ensemble!"

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What is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull?

The bull has its horns in the front and the asshole in the back!

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A group of five park wardens decided to start a band together...

... They all agreed on playing music of a rock subgerne kind, mixed in with symphonic elements, fantasy based subject matter and strong choruses. However they could not agree on a specific aesthetic, as each one of them turned up for their first practice session with a different color scheme.
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