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Opposes Jokes

You know who opposes Matthew Mcconaughey's gun control efforts?

The alt-right, alt-right, alt-right!

I figured out why the right opposes an infrastructure bill;

the're afraid that if they take the lead out of the water no one will vote republican.

A friend of mine opposes religion so much that they say they’re “allergic to Jesus.”

So I told them to take an anti-theist-amine.

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