Three kingdoms border a lake in the shape of an obtuse triangle
One kingdom lies on each side of the lake. For decades, the king's had argued over it's true owner, each claiming to be the first kingdom to settle there, and many tales of magical swords and godly favours to claim divine right. Eventually, this storytelling and legal battling came to no conclusion,...
Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90 degrees.