Obedience Jokes

He tried it with me, but failed.

Now I gloat to him about it every Monday as I wash his car.

It was in the fairy-tails section.

The Rabbi orders the pastrami, the priest orders the ham.

"I'm just curious," the priest says to the Rabbi. "Why can't you eat ham?"

"Never really thought about it," the Rabbi replies. "As a Jew, it's just one of the ways we are expected to show our devotion and obedience to God."
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“They get their masters.”

"Obedience Training" and "Training your dog to come on command" are NSFW topics.

... A pretty girl came up to me and said, "What a lovely looking dog! Is he pedigreed?"

I replied "He sure is. Passed obedience school on his first try!"

Wife: "What would you like as a present for your birthday?"

Husband: "Your love, obedience and respect is enough for me"

Wife (thinks for a while and says): "No, no. I insist on a present."

He was incredibly strict and his long list of 100 rules was infamous, but you couldn't argue with the results. People always reached their target weight within a month. But this required absolute obedience to the rules, and commitment to Martin Love's regime. To make sure people knew exactly what th... read more

He took the vows of celibacy, poverty, and obedience. For the next 50 years his job was to make bibles, printing them and binding them by hand. After 50 years of devotion he was ready to retire so the head monk organized a diner for Sam the next evening.

As they talked about the diner the ... read more