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So I’m at the dentist yesterday...

So I’m at the dentist yesterday, the dentist has a needle deep in my gums. As he’s concentrating, he casually says, “how are fat chicks and bricks alike?” I was like “au-ha-oa-iea” (his hand still in my mouth) He goes “welp, sooner or later their gonna get laid by a Mexican.”

True story.

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What do pussy and the Russian mafia have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Source: "The OA" Part II, Episode 8, 5:30

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