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Oat Milk Jokes

A Dairy Farmer got into the healthy Oat Milk business.

He *barley* made ends meet.

If you take goat milk onto the ISS...

... it becomes oat milk.

I went into a Coffeehouse in Scotland

And asked the guy in the counter:
"Hey, can I please get a large Latte with Oat milk?"

Dazed and confused, he looked at me and said: "Sir, am sorry, we cannae make a Latte withoot milk..."

Vegans causing a ruckus again

We're on holiday in France, and while it's not that popular here all the hotel staff are trying their very best to be accommodating with our veganism.

We just ordered 2 black americano coffees and the waiter says:

"Would you like some oat milk on the side?"

We replied: "Oh, do y...

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