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Green Lantern Jokes

Don't underestimate a Green Lantern

They won't take it lightly

The studio is thinking of producing a remake for Green Lantern

They are waiting for the green light

Green Lantern

That name has a nice ring to it

What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool.

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Superman is Horny

Superman was horny one day as he's flying around.

He sees Batman and flies up to him and starts chatting him up.

>Superman "So Batman, you wanna go look for some pussy tonight?"

>Batman "Sorry Supe, Commissioner Gordon wants to meet with me tonight to discuss some of the c...

Ryan Reynolds would have been great as Jay Gatsby.

After all, he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool.

The members of the newly-formed Justice League were introducing themselves to each other.

S: “I’m Superman; I can fly, move at super speed, and have super strength.”

B: “I’m Batman; I’m the world’s greatest detective, master of many martial arts, and have gadgets that can do almost anything.”

GL: “I’m Green Lantern; my emerald bling can create constructs of anything I can i...

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The Flash & Wonder Woman

The Flash was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, The Flash called Green Lanter...

BATMAN: These new iPhones are great!

WONDER WOMAN: I know right, it's so easy to stay in touch with each other.

FLASH: How come I didn't get one?

GREEN LANTERN: Sorry man, Apple doesn't run Flash.

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One day Superman was feeling a bit horny

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to
ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get
a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"

"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best
sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied B...

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