What did the religious zealots call their gym?

Jehovah's Fitness

When England settled her colonies how come America got Christian zealots and Australia got convicts?

Australia got first pick.

4 Zealots, 6 Marines, and 8 Zerglings walk into a bar...

The bartender says "What's the rush?"

What's the difference between the Mormons and Donald Trump?

One has millions of religious zealots that think you're going to Hell and the rest of the world can't stand. The other's a church.

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