His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
A Republican and a Democrat found a magic lamp
The genie said "I will grant one wish per person". The Republican immediately jumped forward and said "I wish all Republicans and conservatives had their own planet, separate from all these libs." The genie nodded and the Republican vanished. The Democrat then asked "Are they all on their own planet...
What’s Ben Shapiro’s favorite game?
The worst thing about ad-libs...
Is that they are _____.
Did you hear the joke about the death of the creator of Mad Libs?
I never thought ________ would happen during _______
What do you call an angry group of Democrats that can’t finish their sentences?
Donald Trump really loves word games.
If you listen to his speech patterns, it’s clear that he’s playing “Mad Libs.”