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Libs Jokes

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The creator of mad libs died this week.

His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.

The worst thing about ad-libs...

Is that they are _____.

What is a conservative provocatuer's favorite game?

Mad Libs

Why does the conservative agenda seem to be fill-in-the-blank these days?

Because they only care about Mad Libs!

A Bishop and his plumber played golf

The plumber kept shooting the ball way out of bounds cursing " Goddamn it, I missed again". The bishop, annoyed, asked the plumber not to speak gods name in vain. As they moved to the next hole the plumber misses again, " Goddamn it, I missed again" The Bishop became furious. The third hole came an...

A Republican and a Democrat found a magic lamp

The genie said "I will grant one wish per person". The Republican immediately jumped forward and said "I wish all Republicans and conservatives had their own planet, separate from all these libs." The genie nodded and the Republican vanished. The Democrat then asked "Are they all on their own planet...

Donald Trump really loves word games.

If you listen to his speech patterns, it’s clear that he’s playing “Mad Libs.”

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