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Why don't nudists hang out at smoke spots?

Because people flick their butts.

What do you call a crashing plane full of nudists?

In descent.

How do nudists clean their glasses?

Very genitally.

Nudist Joke

What do you call a group of nudists around a fire?

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A Weenie Roast

Nudists must be careful around Team Rocket...

... because they're always trying to get a Pikachu.

What do nudists pack for vacation?

Just the bare necessities.

Just heard there's a nudists convention next week.

I might go if I've got nothing on.

A young girl wanders into a section of beach designated for nudists only...

A man sees the young girl approaching him and quickly covers up his privates with a small towel. She asks the man what’s under his towel and he says that it’s his little birdie. She asks if she can play with his little bird but the man insists that it is sleeping. The girl keeps pleading with the ma...

How do you stump two nudists who are dating?

Ask them who wears the pants in their relationship.

Just received an invitation to the local nudists club...

I though why not, I've got nothing on.

Two nudists philosophers were sitting around when one of them asked the other, "Have you read Marx?"

The other one replied "Yes, I think it's the wicker furniture".

Two nudists are sitting on the porch

Two older nudist men are sitting on the porch, having a discussion about communism. One man turns and says, "Have you read Marx?"
The other man replies, "Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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