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Woodstock was full of hippies, high-potency drugs, all-day music and temporary dwellings

At night it was fucking in tents.

What do you call a person who remembers everything about Woodstock?

A liar.

How did the stoners get to Woodstock?

They rode the canna-bus.

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TIL that the Black Prince, Edward of Woodstock, died of dysentery.

That's a shitty way to die.

Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer?

He was charged for murder within tents.

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