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Woodstock was full of hippies, high-potency drugs and all-day music

At night it was fucking in tents.

During the 3 days of the Woodstock festival, over 400,000 people attended

The town of Bethel had prepared beforehand and many vendors gathered there to sell food, water, and other necessities.

It's estimated that 2.7 million gallons of water was sold over the weekend,

along with 750,000 cans of beer,

100,000 hot dogs,

15,000 pounds of granola,<...

What do you call a person who remembers everything about Woodstock?

A liar.

How did the stoners get to Woodstock?

They rode the canna-bus.

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TIL that the Black Prince, Edward of Woodstock, died of dysentery.

That's a shitty way to die.

Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer?

He was charged for murder within tents.

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