What do you call a person who remembers everything about Woodstock?

A liar.

How did the stoners get to Woodstock?

They rode the canna-bus.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

TIL that the Black Prince, Edward of Woodstock, died of dysentery.

That's a shitty way to die.

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