Patient: Doctor, can you cure my body image issues?

Doctor: Have you tried using filters?

An 80-year-old man goes to his doctor after undergoing a full body image testing and asks him "What is the result, Doc?"

The doctor asks him "What is your zodiac sign?" Though confused, he replies "Cancer, why?" The doctor turns his head to the man and says "what a coincidence!"

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New body image study shows women with large breast are generally more successful

Than men with large breasts.

Special Arrangement

My doctor and I have a special arrangement to help my body image. He tells me "you're an eight", and, in return, I give him a cup of my own pee.

I was at the hospital the other day and the Radiologist had really low self-esteem.

I think he had body image issues.

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