Religions are so different. Jews do not recognize Christ. Anglicans do not recognize the Pope.
Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
Every Monday afternoon, a Catholic priest and an Anglican vicar meet up at the local pub for a drink and a chat.
One day, the vicar doesn't show up, but he DOES show up the next week. The priest asks him why he stood him up.
"You won't believe this, but someone stole my bicycle! I had to borrow a friend's." "You might be able to find your old one, but how?" the priest wondered. After a minute of t...
A Jewish man's son decides he is going to convert to Christianity....
The father is quite distressed about this, and decides to ask a Jewish friend of his for advice."It's funny you should come to me," his friend says, "because my son did the same thing, not even a month after moving out on his own. I was probably more upset than you seem to be, but I eventually reali...
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A Catholic Irishman is on his deathbed.
He calls for his son, and tells him "My boy, go fetch the Anglican Pastor, I wish to convert before I die". His son is shocked! The father has been one of the most prominent Catholics in the community, he made large donations to the Church every year, attended Mass every day, and was close friends w...
An old man walks into a Catholic church and enters the confessional
"Forgive me father for I have sinned..."
"What is your sin my son?" asks the priest
"Father, I am 82 years old. I have been faithfully married to my wife for 60 years. That is up until last night, when I spent all night making passionate love to twin 19yo blond Swedish girls..." says t...
What kind of church does a triangle attend?