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My wife used to grow cucumbers in her garden to use as dildos.

She had to stop after a problem with squatters

A farmer succeeds in growing a field of vibrators..

He now has a problem with squatters

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What do you get if you plant a field full of dildos?

Squatters!

I offered free exercise lessons for the homeless

now I’ve got 200 squatters!

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A friend of mine had a dildo farm [NSFW]

He couldn't get rid of the squatters

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Did you guys hear about the new dildo farm that opened the other week?

It got invaded by squatters!

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What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm?

Squatters.

I’ve spent so much time on the toilet recently

I’ve earned squatter’s rights.

So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them...

Squatters' rights.

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