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A local farmer just successfully grew a field of vibrators.

Unfortunately, now he has a problem with squatters.

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I know a man who tried to grow...

...dildoes on his land but ended up with problems with squatters.

Whatโ€™s a cucumber farmers worst nightmare?

Squatters.

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My wife used to grow cucumbers in her garden to use as dildos.

She had to stop after a problem with squatters

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What do you get if you plant a field full of dildos?

Squatters!

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A friend of mine had a dildo farm [NSFW]

He couldn't get rid of the squatters

I offered free exercise lessons for the homeless

now Iโ€™ve got 200 squatters!

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Did you guys hear about the new dildo farm that opened the other week?

It got invaded by squatters!

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What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm?

Squatters.

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I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. "Mother fucker!"

My dad pops up, "Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'"

So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them...

Squatters' rights.

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