Squatter Jokes - 13 Hilarious Squatter Jokes

A local farmer just successfully grew a field of vibrators.

Unfortunately, now he has a problem with squatters.

Idk if this is a repost but here goes

A psychiatrist is talking to one of his most difficult patients. "Let's go back to what you said last time, about how all of your troubles began, what was it, a year ago?"

"Sure thing, Doc. Well, as I said, I had gotten into the Airbnb scene at the time, and I had a couple of, "tenants", as i...

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After years of getting nothing from my garden, I finally got my dildo patch to produce!

But now I have a problem with squatters.

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I know a man who tried to grow...

...dildoes on his land but ended up with problems with squatters.

What’s a cucumber farmers worst nightmare?

Squatters.

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My wife used to grow cucumbers in her garden to use as dildos.

She had to stop after a problem with squatters

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What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm?

Squatters.

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A friend of mine had a dildo farm [NSFW]

He couldn't get rid of the squatters

I’ve spent so much time on the toilet recently

I’ve earned squatter’s rights.

I offered free exercise lessons for the homeless

now I’ve got 200 squatters!

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Did you guys hear about the new dildo farm that opened the other week?

It got invaded by squatters!

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I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. "Mother fucker!"

My dad pops up, "Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'"

So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them...

Squatters' rights.

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