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Nudist Camp Jokes

A hole was found in a nudist camp wall

The police are now looking into it.

Two history professors are visiting a nudist camp.

"Excuse me," says one to the other. "But have you read Marx?"
"Yes, the second replied. "I think it's these damned wicker chairs."

What do you call a campfire at a nudist camp?

A weenie roast.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.

Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?

The one who can eat the last donut.

How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp?

He’s the one with sesame seeds on his buns.

I got an internship job at a nudist camp

I’m doing it for the exposure

Sign at a nudist camp:

Sorry - Clothed for winter.

The young couple was holding hands in the nudist camp.

"When I tell you that I love you," he asked, "why do you always lower your eyes?"

"To see if it's true," she answered shyly.

A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week

he said the first day was the hardest.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

A truck carrying olive oil crashed into a truck carrying red wine vinegar, inside a nudist camp

First responders reported that everyone nearby was well dressed

"The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on....

Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."

The Nudist Club

(Long)

A man joins an extremely exclusive nudist club. The first day in the camp he undresses and starts walking around a bit uncomfortably. The first person he meets is an extremely beautiful busty blonde and the man gets an erection immediately. The woman notices his erection, comes up to h...

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