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What is common in between a machine and an exhibitionist?

Ball baring

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An Exhibitionist walks into a bar

An Exhibitionist walks into a bar and starts having passionate sex with another customer. The bartender walks over and interrupts the two.

Bartender: โ€œYou canโ€™t have sex in public.โ€


Exhibitionist: โ€œWatch me.โ€

What do you call an exhibitionist suicide bomber?

A flash bang

Two exhibitionists meet

One says to the other : "Careful man, your fly is up"

An exhibitionist exposed himself to 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.

The first old lady immediately had a stroke.

The second old lady tried to ignore it but ended up having a stroke.

The third old lady decided she'd show some restraint and wouldn't touch it.

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What did the chef say to the exhibitionist?

Boner petit

An exhibitionist is walking through a park

and sees two old ladies sitting on a bench talking to each other so he sneaks up to the bench from the side and flashes them. The one sitting closest to him had a stroke, but the other one just couldn't reach

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An exhibitionist cross path with a 6 yo girl on her way to school.

He asks the little girl "Hey, honey, do you know what a phallus is ?"

"No mister, I've never heard of it"

He then gets his raincoat wide open, revealing the erected object and starting to laugh frantically "It's this ! hahahahaha"

To which the child answers "Oh I see, it's like ...

My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable.

I'll show her.

Did you hear the one about the dude who married an exhibitionist?

He saw his wife flash before his eyes.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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