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Notifications Jokes

Woke up this morning, my BBC app gave me 5 separate push notifications that Trump has covid

I've never seen an app so excited before

Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications...

but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.

Roses are red, I've got a bad cough

Settings -> Notifications -> Trending -> **OFF**

Why do doctors allow smart phones in the delivery room?

Push notifications.

They have launched a new marijuana app up here in Canada, but it is very annoying.

It keeps sending you kush notifications.

Toasters...

were the first form of pop-up notifications.

What's the difference between good jokes and bad ones?

I never get notifications that good jokes are trending on reddit.

I got furious and smashed my phone

I was getting too many notifications from a meditation app.

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