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Reminder Jokes

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Just a friendly reminder to show respect to Ramadan

Yes, yes. I know we all like to have a good laugh about certain things. But Ramadan is a very important and sacred time for Muslims. And as a non-Muslim, I have since learned that we need treat it with some respect.

See, my next door neighbour is a Muslim. Ever since the start of Ramadan, I h...

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.

"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.

"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.

Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.

[Serious] Just a reminder to be careful when telling jokes that may be offensive.

A few days ago I was talking to some friends, and friends of those friends, at a bar.


I decided to break the ice with the new friends with a few jokes, most of which went down very well...until I decided to tell a few more offensive ones...and picked the worst possible one to start with...

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Reminder to the people who have sex 24/7

It is tomorrow!

One more friendly reminder about the Notre Dame cathedral catching fire...

Consequently, it has become the world's hottest tourist attraction though.

Just a friendly 4th of July reminder

That absolutely no one is going to watch the videos of the fireworks you recorded on your phone

Reminder

Dear Mr Putin,

As a quick reminder, the Geneva convention is not intended as a checklist.

Sincerely yours,

Everyone else

You shouldn't see any horror movie today

It May, Fri 10 you

Edit (after 9 hours) : I am so very sorry I posted this too late. I am reading a lot of comments saying they can't tell this to anyone now since it's now the 11th. I had been waiting a long time for this and set up calendar reminders and everything but didn't see the remind...

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Just a reminder

In Swedish, the word Gråtrunka means to cry while masturbating, and the fact that they needed a word for that is a real...
tear jerker

Friends, just a reminder to those who received a book from me at Christmas...

They are due back in the library on the 29th.

Cake day is a sad reminder

It's been six years, I need to get a social life.

To all the Europeans suffering from the current heat wave, here is a reminder to stay strong.

Your ancestors colonized entire countries in much higher temperatures.

Reminder to all Americans:

Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today.

A friendly reminder that gyms get really busy around the new year as people make their resolutions

So it’s best to wait for it to die down, usually around January 2nd

A reminder to all people with allergies at this time of year

Technically pollen is plant sperm.

So you don't have allergies you have an STD you got from a plant.

Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts,

my wife threw up her hands in frustration.

I just got a reminder in Outlook that Friday is World Sleep Day.

I put it on snooze. I’m doing my bit.

Your annual reminder that computer programmers cannot tell Christmas from Halloween

because DEC(25) = OCT(31)

Just a reminder, Walmart will be closed on Christmas.

So both of their cashiers can spend the day with their families.

Merry Christmas everyone!

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet because it's a sobering reminder of why...

...there's never any money in there.

A frendly reminder!

“You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.” Nikola Tesla

Just a reminder that Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you...

They Seamus all.

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