[Serious] Just a reminder to be careful when telling jokes that may be offensive.

A few days ago I was talking to some friends, and friends of those friends, at a bar.

I decided to break the ice with the new friends with a few jokes, most of which went down very well...until I decided to tell a few more offensive ones...and picked the worst possible one to start with.
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Cake day is a sad reminder

Its been 3 years i need to get a social life

The 4th of July is an annual reminder

of how useless my dog would be in a war.

A friendly reminder to avoid all pottery while the outbreak is going on.

They say the virus originated in china.

Just a reminder that Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you...

They Seamus all.

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet because it's a sobering reminder of why...

...there's never any money in there.

Your annual reminder that computer programmers cannot tell Christmas from Halloween

because DEC(25) = OCT(31)

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Reminder: When it is raining cats and dogs...

slow your ass down.

REMINDER: If you have promised your SO that you will love them 24/7

Today is 24/7

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Just a reminder

In Swedish, the word Gråtrunka means to cry while masturbating, and the fact that they needed a word for that is a real...
tear jerker

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A train hits a bus full of Catholic highschool girls

They all arrive at the pearly gates, waiting in line to enter heaven.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Mary, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Well, dip the tip of your f...

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