Seems a guy in Texas makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolv...
I'm Stephen King's son.
I don't need verification because you all know I'm Joe King.
In order to join our club, you must perform the dance
It's called 2 step verification
A blond walk into a bank and asks for a $5000 loan
She will be going away on a business trip for a week. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The luxury car, its gleaming shell attracting wishful looks from passer-bys, is parked on the street in front of ...
What pants are the safest.
Jeans. They require a 2 step verification process to pee.
I'm in the O.R. waiting room waiting on my daughter's brain surgery please tell me a joke
My daughter is having her pituitary gland removed. She has Gigantism like Andre The Giant.
Update! She has been out of surgery for less then 10 hours and is doing great. (for someone that brain surgery for breakfast) Most of the pituitary gland was removed. The doctors are great and t...
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LIVE ON RADIO [long]
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or...