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Scandinavians Jokes

Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming?

Cause they have Finns

Scandinavians can't do anything

They never Finnish stuff

Scandinavians needed a way to withstand the cold

So they evolved to be incredibly hot

The white-throated dipper is the national bird of Norway, the mute swan is Denmark's, and the blackbird is Sweden's,

these are the Scandinavians.

My favourite joke from my dad

A guy loves telling jokes about Scandinavians.

One day, his friend tells him, "You need to stop making jokes about Scandinavians. You're coming across as racist."

"Well, what kind of jokes should I tell instead?" asks the first guy.

"Tell jokes about generically ethnic people. T...

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