I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair
My uncle was in a race across Europe. He was in first place for a while and got to the edge of the Baltic Sea and saw some sailboats drydocked by the water.
He might have been a little too presumptive when he was pulling a boat to the edge of the Sea. The boat’s owner came over to him. He wa...
At the Helsinki Summit, Russia offered to supply both Translators
Which is nice considering they supplied both President
What do you call a dead man from Helsinki?
Where does the Helsinki Marathon end?
At the Finnish line.
Putin lands at Helsinki airport...
...and the immigration officer says "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
Credit goes to a dude in the Finland thread. Made me laugh.
What does a church service in Helsinki and Mortal Kombat have in common?
What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match?
A Finnish Hymn
What did the Helsinki Summit have in common with the 2018 World Cup?
Nobody was playing for the USA.
Court Hearing in Helsinki
The judge questions the culprit: "Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"
Why did the Helsinki-based executive travel for work?
He had some un-Finnish business.
Just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics
He led the race from start to Finnish.
During my trip to Helsinki, I wanted to join the mile high club but my girlfriend was mad at me.
So I couldn't Finnish.
A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser
When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"
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A teacher in 1st grade at school is angry with a student that always swears and pays no attention to the lesson
"what's your problem?" Teacher asks
"Miss, I think I shouldn't be in the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm far smarter than her. I should be at least in the 3rd grade" he replies.
She goes with him to the principal, with whom agree to do some knowledge tests.
My favorite Finnish joke
Pekka is at a party in a tall building in the great city of Helsinki, which is quite different from the small timber cabin in the forest he is used to as a lumberjack. Pekka is enjoying the party, but after a few bottles of the moonshine he brought, Pekka finds himself in the need of a toilet. He as...
Ferrari hires some new employees
On Tuesday, Ferrari handed over the final pay-outs to its entire depot team and hired a group of young unemployed Somali men living near a road known as the Mogadishu area of Helsinki. Ferrari's management team made its decision after seeing a document showing how these young people from Helsinki...
Where does the Devil do his washing up?
Where do bad plates go to after they've broken?
What is worse than caving in Thailand?
Caving in Helsinki.
What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?
"Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
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What is cold?
What is cold? (note: to get the temperature into Fahrenheit: multiply by 9, divide by 5, then add 32)
+10°C The inhabitants of Helsinki (Finland) turn off their heating. The Laps (inhabitants of Lapland) plant flowers.
+5°C The Laps take a sun-bath (if the sun gets over the...