Nord Jokes - 5 Hilarious Nord Jokes

What virtual private network is most popular in Skyrim?

NordVPN

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How do you set your digital location to Skyrim?

You use NordVPN

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A man and a woman are about to have intercourse

Woman: Do you have protection

Man: Yes, I spend $2.99 on my monthly NordVPN subscription

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Last summer, I traveled to europe for a 2 week vacation..

On the last night, I decided to go to a club for some action. As I approached the entrance, there was nothing more amazing i'd seen in those last 2 weeks than the bouncer. He was buffed up at least 4 inches taller than me, had long hair, a braided beard, hell he looked like a viking. Surprisingly, h...

I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal...

It really was a waste of time.

(Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)

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