Boris promised 40 new NHS hospitals over the next ten years.
At this rate, it'll only take him about a month and a half.
The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines!
- Old age - Grey hair - General decrease of diseases
Read the news that some Charles finally got his crown at the age of 78.
With such a long waiting list in the NHS, these Brits have the audacity to criticize the american healthcare..
As part of the NHS anti smoking campaign ,they've brought together an all children task force...
The Nicoteens.
Hand Washing Lyrics
**Neil Diamond:** Hands... **NHS:** Yep, wash them for 20 seconds **Neil Diamond**: Touching hands.. **NHS:** No, don't do that **Neil Diamond:** Reaching out.. **NHS:** Errrr, avoid that too **Neil Diamond:** Touching me.. **NHS:** Oh no ### **Neil Diamond:**...
I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad.
It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.
It's a good thing Breaking Bad wasn't made in England.
A show about a school teacher going to NHS for cancer treatments would suck.
Man circumcised by mistake when surgeons confused him for another patient’
Guess this is what they mean by undesirable cutbacks in the NHS.
Margaret Thatcher appears to Boris Johnson in a dream...
"Privatise the NHS and paint the Houses of Parliament green!" she says to Johnson
Johnson looks confused; "Why green?"
Thatcher smiles, "I knew you wouldn't object to the first part"
Poorly paid UK surgeons
Yesterday I found out that NHS surgeons are so poorly paid that they have to resort to crime.
I saw a sign, it said "Thieves operate in this area."
English version of Breaking bad in progress
It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits.
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