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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn't work!

There is a sign at a gas station that said, 'We take Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, and American Express.'

After I filled up they took my Visa, Master Card, my Discover Card, and my American Express.

It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman.

Doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.

Why can't the Vatican accept Visa or Mastercard?

Because it's a Paypal state

Stranded on an island

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.



Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,



“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we ...

Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.

Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.

One day at Bass Pro Shop...

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a fishing rod for her son's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. An associate is standing there in dark shades. She says "Excuse me, could you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says "...

If foreigners are upset to have had their visas cancelled...

Why don't they just apply for MasterCards instead?

Why does Anakin Skywalker only pay with cash?

He doesn’t have a Mastercard.

Anakin went to pay for dinner,

but his MasterCard got declined....

Cool Morals:

1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
7....

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