Did you hear about the guy who masturbated at the newsstand?
It was all over the papers.
Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him "How can I buy the New York Times?"
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
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A man gets a facelift...
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales Clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was ...
Trump and Putin...
...get cryogenically frozen after their respective deaths, and are re-woken 200 years later.
They decide to take a walk through the city together. Suddenly, Putin stops and bursts out laughing, pointing at the headline at a newsstand: "USA in worst financial crisis in history"
This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose nude for a magazine
I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
I posed naked for a magazine today
Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money