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My wife offered to make me some sexy coupons for my birthday.

I asked her if one could be a groupon.

Would you like a free coupon?

A man is selling lemonade from a sidewalk stand. A boy rides by on his skateboard.

"WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE COUPON?!" the man shouts at the boy. The boy is so startled that he falls backwards off his skateboard.

The boy wasn't wearing a helmet and cracks his head open on the sidewalk. Th...

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I was lucky enough to win a couple of coupons for some cool bowling balls with number jokes printed on them.

I won two, three for five, sick "seven ate nine" ten pin bowling balls.

Or in other words I... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 bowling balls.

My roommate asked if I had any coupons for hookers.

I guess he's trying to get more bang for his buck.

Why did the dog get sick after eating coupons?

They were expired.

I keep my coupons in the fridge

So they don't expire.

How do you make a sandwich in Venezuela?

Put your meat coupon between two bread coupons.

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Strippers always say theyโ€™re just trying to feed their kids

But get super pissed when you throw cans of green beans & KFC coupons at them.

The Free Drinks

Jerry was walking home from work in a bustling city, when he stumbled upon a man who was giving out coupons for a free drink at an enormous penthouse. This monstrous building had 100 floors, and no elevator, but Jerry was determined to go get himself a free drink.

After the first ten flig...

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I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet

because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place: Mitch's Pizzeria -- this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza.'

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Valentine's Day is almost here

I wonder if my wife knows those FREE SEX coupons I gave her last Valentine's Day are about to expire.

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