All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Who was the dad’s favorite comic book hero?

The Pun-isher.

Back in my day, I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and a comic book.

Now, they've got cameras

Man I hate comic books

They have too many issues

Why don't you see a lot of bars in comic books?

Because they look sketchy

Did you hear that the director to Pulp Fiction is making a movie based off of a Belgian comic book where the main character gets deathly ill with an incredibly infectious disease and therefore has to cut off all contact with the outside world?

It's "Quentin Tarantino's *Tintin's Quarantino*".

When is was a kid, mum used to send me the shops wtih 50p. i could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book...

You can't do this nowadays though because of CCTV.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

I feel sorry for comic book collectors.

They have so many issues

I buy every comic book I see. . .

My friends say I have lots of issues.

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What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes?

A heroine addict.

My relationship with a comic book collector didn't turn out well

They had a lot of issues

If i wrote comic books about standup comedy using my own material

I would be a comic comic comic.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

The Cheerios joke.

So there's this Cheerio walking down the street one day, and across the street he sees this pink frosted Cheerio, like the most gorgeous Cheerio he'd ever laid his eyes on. So he musters up the courage to cross the street, introduce himself, and ask her on a date. "Wow, that's so sweet," said the pi...

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The usual priest if off, so a stand in takes his spot

All is going well until a woman confesses to giving a man a blowjob. The priest doesn't know what to do so he nips out of the confessional booth to ask for help. He runs into a choir boy and asks him "what does the usual priest give for a blow job?"

The choir boy replies "normally a bag of sw...

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3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk

3 boys find a 5 dollar bill on the sidewalk and try to decide how to spend it.
The first boy says "we should go buy a comic book". The other 2 decide against it, realizing that once they've read it, they'll have nothing left.
The second boy says "we should go buy candy". The other 2 decide aga...

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Three boys are walking down the railroad tracks and find a $10 bill.....

.... and they're trying to decide what to do with the money.

The first boy says "let's buy some candy" and the other boys say "that's what we always do... Let's use it for something different." The second boy says "let's buy some comic books" and the other boys say "that's what we always do...

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