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Natural Habitat Jokes

What do you call a fast-working marine animal in its natural habitat?

A fish in sea.

As a result of deforestation, many species lost their natural habitat

Including Folk music bands.

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What do you call boobs frolicking in their natural habitats?

Habitits.

Safari

On a recent holiday to Africa I went on a wildlife safari. It was fantastic seeing all the animals in their natural habitat, until I found the biggest elephant I've ever seen in my life dead on the ground. Sitting on top of the elephant was a pigmy.

Me. "Thats the biggest elephant I've ev...

David Attenborough (Planet Earth Narrator) went to church

He wished to observe the predators up close in their natural habitat.

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All men truly are passionate ornithologists at hearth..

Why else would they spend so much time observing *Tits* in their diverse natural habitats?

A man took his son to the zoo.

They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching.

He walked up to the keeper and asked if he could stop them.The keeper told him that they are in their natural habitat and ...

The poor father of a Chef sees an ad in the local newspaper: "Come visit the Carnival and see our newest attraction, the Great Winged Monster!"

So the man makes his way down to the Carnival and pays the $2.00 admission price to get inside.

While inside the Carnival grounds he walks around, seeing ads for rides, games, food, and even shows! After a couple hours he finally sees it, a sign outside an obscure looking tent saying 'Great ...

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A man's car breaks down in Tibet..

A man's car breaks down in Tibet, and wouldn't you know it? His phone gets no service. So he walks up a long windy road to a huge monastery at the top of the hill. He knocks at the reinforced double doors and a Tibetan monk after some minutes finally opens.

"My car broke down. Do you...

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