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Steppe Jokes

When my father got remarried to that Mongolian woman, I gained a new sibling

A steppe brother

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A rabbit is running through the steppe when he meets a giraffe which is rolling a joint.

"No giraffe, you don't have to smoke that. Just come running with me!", it says to the giraffe. After thinking a few seconds, the giraffe happily joins the rabbit.

After a while they meet an elephant which is about to sniff some cocain. "No elephant, you don't have to sniff that. Just come ru...

If the Mongol hordes ever invade again

Steppes will be taken.

Why did Genghis Khan have such the great legs?

He always completed his steppe goal

What did the Chinese say to Genghis Khan before he launched his invasion?

"What are you doing, steppe bro!?"

A man in Kyiv finds a lamp...

So, a gentleman in Kyiv found an old lamp. It had some tarnish on it, so after grabbing the brass polish and a rag, he started to polish it.


POOF! Out popped a genie!


"Master, you have freed me from the lamp! In gratitude, I shall grant you three wishes! (And no wishing for...

A Polish guy finds a lamp buried in the sand

As per usual, a genie comes out and offers him three wishes.

The Polish guy things for a moment and says, "I wish for all of Ghengis Khan's armies to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home."

"All right," the genie says, "Done. What's your ...

What did the Mongol invaders say to the Hungarians when they suddenly appeared and attacked?

"Should have watched your steppe."

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What do you call a Mongolian man with children?

A steppe dad

Genghis Khan was vicious from an early age.

I remember when he took his first steppe.

What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands?

[Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

A Russian artist was drawing a landscape and he messed up...

...so he had to retrace his steppes.

Once upon a time

...there was a Chieftain who presided over a community that lived in the steppe, where everything was grassland as far as the eye could see, and almost no trees grew. Because of its rarity, wood was prized, and this Chieftain happened to own a large, ornate chair made of wood that was his most price...

A German soldier finds a magic lamp.

He rubs it and from it a genie appears
-my boy you have 3 wishes think about if carefully
-first wish I want a good winter clothing
A blinding light appears and he is wearing a heavy coating
-second wish my friend
-I want a 8 inches ducks
-this will be a hard one
The German sold...

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