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Narrating Jokes

As soon as he clicked on the title...

...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit.
He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes.

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A couple was about to have sex in the bedroom asked their son

"Johnny, go stand in the balcony and keep telling us what's going on outside"

Johnny goes to the balcony and starts narrating

"Billy is buying chocolates, tina is playing, Uncle Micheal is fucking his wife"

Dad: "What? Are they doing it openly?"

Johnny: "No, I haven't see...

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Three guys are standing at the heaven's gate...

...God is coming to the entrance, yawning.

> "Sorry guys, we're closed."

One guy replies:

> "Wait, what? But we're dead!"


God replies:

> "Doesn't matter. You know what? If you can tell me a funny story of how you died, I'll let you in."

The fi...

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I used to bartend for this popular place off a rural highway in my stateā€¦

I used to bartend for this popular place off a rural highway in my state. It marketed itself as a tavern, to get tourists to come in and buy a bite to eat, but the locals knew it by the name of the former owner, Pete.

Pete had died a few years before I started working there. His younger broth...

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