Reenact Jokes - 12 Hilarious Reenact Jokes

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My girlfriend said we should reenact a porn scene that I would like.

So I said, "Leave the house for a few hours then."

I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray....

Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college.

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment.

I was pretty upset your camera person didn’t stop that murder.

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I'm joining a cold war reenactment group.

We get together on weekends and hide under desks.

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Why are there no more civil war reenactments any more?

Half the guys keep getting into fights and being arrested on their way to events.

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I accidentally walked into my daughter’s room and was shocked to see her reenacting a fantasy scene from 50 Shades of Grey.

Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.

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I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment".

Oh really? You mean you didn't actually catch the murder on video?

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Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out

Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let’s Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he’ll be Bach

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a man stabbed his salad 23 times.

he said it was a historical reenactment

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Four Polish men die in a car accident

Two in the actual crash and two more in the reenactment.

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