What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?

The Haredi Boys

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To this day, biologists still cannot figure out the two greatest mysteries about spiders:

Where the fuck did it come from?

Where the fuck did it just go?

Whats the worst thing about mysteries?

Youll find out soon

James Potter and Sirius Black passed by each other in heaven.

James exclaimed, "Sirius, why are you here? Are you visiting?"

Sirius hung his head. "No, I actually died. Bellatrix killed me in the Department of Mysteries."

Potter just laughed. "What do you mean? You were a much better wizard than her. You can't fool me."

"I'm not kidding!" ...

Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved?

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

I like thinking about how to solve mysteries while I'm sitting on the toilet

I'm de-deucing

A man gazes out his window, pondering the mysteries of life...

Because his phone ran out of battery.

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