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Mysteries Jokes

A monk used to make donuts while contemplating the mysteries of life.

He was a deep friar.

Then he gained weight because of the donuts.

He became a deep fat friar.

I just don't understand why water doesn't slosh around in tanker trucks. It must be one of life's great mysteries.

Everyone I talk to agrees it's baffling.

A joke from John Steinbeck about the mysteries of womankind

Two women are catching up after meeting in town. One says to the other “Your hair looks crazy today, it looks like a wig!” The other woman says “It is a wig”. The first goes “Oh wow, you could never tell!”

What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?

The Haredi Boys

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To this day, biologists still cannot figure out the two greatest mysteries about spiders:

Where the fuck did it come from?

Where the fuck did it just go?

Whats the worst thing about mysteries?

Youll find out soon

Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved?

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Comic-Con Mysteries Panel

A friend of mine went to Comic-Con in San Diego a few years back, and attended a panel on mystery books and movies. Authors and actors there, a large panel, nearly 20 people. Most of the cast of the Sherlock Holmes movies and a few Agatha Christie adaptation were there. One of the audience members a...

A man gazes out his window, pondering the mysteries of life...

Because his phone ran out of battery.

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A man walks into a bar...

...he approaches the barman and asks for a whiskey and coke.

"Take this apple."

"I don't want an apple. I want a JD and coke."

"Trust me, try the apple."

The man takes a bite, and exclaims "Christ! This tastes like Jack Daniels!"

"Yup. Turn it around."

"Wow!...

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries?

Nance Hebrew

I like thinking about how to solve mysteries while I'm sitting on the toilet

I'm de-deucing

People say I'm crazy for asking my watch the answers to the mysteries of the universe

I believe I'll be vindicated some day. Only time will tell.

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