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A joke from John Steinbeck about the mysteries of womankind

Two women are catching up after meeting in town. One says to the other “Your hair looks crazy today, it looks like a wig!” The other woman says “It is a wig”. The first goes “Oh wow, you could never tell!”

What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?

The Haredi Boys

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To this day, biologists still cannot figure out the two greatest mysteries about spiders:

Where the fuck did it come from?

Where the fuck did it just go?

Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved?

Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Whats the worst thing about mysteries?

Youll find out soon

I like thinking about how to solve mysteries while I'm sitting on the toilet

I'm de-deucing

A man gazes out his window, pondering the mysteries of life...

Because his phone ran out of battery.

People say I'm crazy for asking my watch the answers to the mysteries of the universe

I believe I'll be vindicated some day. Only time will tell.

Comic-Con Mysteries Panel

A friend of mine went to Comic-Con in San Diego a few years back, and attended a panel on mystery books and movies. Authors and actors there, a large panel, nearly 20 people. Most of the cast of the Sherlock Holmes movies and a few Agatha Christie adaptation were there. One of the audience members a...

What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries?

Nance Hebrew

The Possessed Book

It was a dark, rainy night, far out in the country side, among hills when a family was traveling in their car. They were surprised to see a man selling books in the rain. He hailed the car and asked if they wanted to buy any books.

One of the boys in the family was interested in haunted myste...

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