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String Quartet Jokes

I used to play violin in a string quartet. Sadly one of our musicians was on drugs.

So we've had to ban Jo.

What's the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a trip to the USA.

My boss is refusing to let my string quartet play for a coworker's birthday party next week.

He says he has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to workplace violins.

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