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Quartet Jokes

Why did the men in the barbershop quartet refuse to go fishing with their tone deaf friend?

He couldn't hold a tuna.

I used to play violin in a string quartet. Sadly one of our musicians was on drugs.

So we've had to ban Jo.

What's the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a trip to the USA.

I want to start a all brass quartet with a lumber theme.

I’ll call it the tuba four.

My boss is refusing to let my string quartet play for a coworker's birthday party next week.

He says he has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to workplace violins.

Being a quartet, why was the group named "Boyz II Men?"

Because "Boyz 4 Men" would have drawn a whole different sort of crowd...

What is Purple, Musical, and Deadly?

Thanos in a Barbershop Quartet!

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A group of eels are chilling in the river...

When a full tuxedo comes drifting downstream.

Danny, the leader of the bunch, turns to his three pals.

"Holy shit guys, now's our chance!"

"Yeah!" says Tommy, "Let's get drunk!"

So Tommy threads himself through the pants of the tux in a U shape, forming a nice looking pai...

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A husband and wife were laying in bed

The old man farted and the old lady yelled, "What was that?!" "We're playing football, I just scored six points!" ,yells the man. The old lady won't let him win so she out lets a squeaky teaser. "Six points," says she, "the game is tied." ...and goes back to her knitting. Well, the old m...

A collection of Radio Yerevan jokes

Radio Yerevan jokes were basically a pre-internet meme here in the former Eastern Bloc, which follow a simple QnA format and were often political, and here's a few of my favorites:

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Radio Yerevan was asked: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union in the same w...

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