UPJOKE
battermozzarellabreadingketchuphors d'oeuvretomato saucesaucemarinara saucecheeseplum saucefruit preservesprovolonebarbecue saucehoney mustardraspberry

Mozzarella Stick Jokes

Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll. All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.

A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.

He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, "Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!".

I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday

We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger

A Guy and a blonde...

...go on a date to a cheese and wine tasting place.

They're trying all sorts of cheeses with random names. Then they make it to one and the blonde says, "This is delicious what's it called?"

The guy says, "it's mozzarella, have you never had it before?"

The blonde says, "Mozzare...

Three little pigs walk into a restaurant

They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.

"I'll start with some chips and salsa," the first pig replies.
"I will begin with some mozzarella sticks," the second pig says. "Wat...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.