Mos Eisley Jokes - 3 Hilarious Mos Eisley Jokes

What kind of music do they play at the Mos Eisley cantina? #StarsWarsJoke

Boogie Wookie.

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What is the difference between Tatooine and Hoth?

On Tatooine you can find Mos Eisley.
On Hoth you’ll find ice mostly.

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The next generation

Obi-Wan Kenobi, while hiding on the deserts of Tatooine, happened to meet a charming lady in Mos Eisley. One thing let to another, and soon they were expecting a baby.

As the baby boy was born, the midwife asked Obi-Wan what would be the name of his son.

"Obi-Two Kenobi, naturally"

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