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Abuses Jokes

I bought my wife a alarm clock which abuses you instead of ringing bells.

She's in for a rude awakening.

Have you heard the one about the dwarf who abuses his tall wife?

It's a little offensive.

But a real knee .

What happens if a pirate abuses his parrots?

The Yarrr-SPCA come and take them away.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

(X post) After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled from the lack of food.

It was the last straw.

I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them

He's a Tor mentor.
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