Abuses Jokes - 8 Hilarious Abuses Jokes

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A man who abuses women goes to hell.

When he gets there, there's a row of giant demons with 18 inch dicks. A voice says "please proceed forward. Stop at every demon. When you get to the end you will be judged." So he goes to the first demon who proceeds to fuck him in the ass. The demon punches him in the face when it's over. He proce...

I bought my wife a alarm clock which abuses you instead of ringing bells.

She's in for a rude awakening.

Have you heard the one about the dwarf who abuses his tall wife?

It's a little offensive.

But a real knee slapper.

What happens if a pirate abuses his parrots?

The Yarrr-SPCA come and take them away.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

(X post) After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled from the lack of food.

It was the last straw.

What do you call an adult that abuses animals and wants to be in a relationship with a child?

A PETA-phile.

I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them

He's a Tor mentor.

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