What's the difference between a lactating lobster and a trashed bus stop?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
A single father needed breast milk for his infant baby and so he asked others how he could get it.
A colleague of his who was lactating offered to give her milk to the baby.
She became his breast friend.
Me: this milk tastes funny
Lactating clown: thank you
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A man who is into GILFs walks into a bar
He spots his perfect type, early 70s, still pretty fit and dressed inappropriately for her age. He sits down next to her and buys her a drink. One thing leads to another and they are at his house getting down and dirty. He sucks on her tits and a mouthful of creamy liquid comes out. He stops and ask...