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Alexa, why do I always screw up with the ladies?

I'm Siri, you idiot!

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What happens when you screw up

Biologist screws up:
Mutant virus

Physicist screws up:
Deadly black hole

Geologists screws up:
Rock on table is now rock on floor

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I am over 18

How do you screw up a joke?

You punchup the fuckline

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A good one to say when you screw up

"Call me German because I'm the wurst."

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how many englishmen does it take to screw up a country?

about 51%

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Why did the Chinese screw up the US by devaluing their currency?

If you are Chinese you can do whatever yuan.

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Tell it in the wrong order

How do you screw up a joke?

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I’m told that I should speak to people as if tomorrow is their last day alive

But apparently yelling, “if you screw up tomorrows order I’m gonna kill you!” at the barista gets you banned from Starbucks for life.

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By Putting the Punchline in the Title

How do you screw up a joke?

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