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Bumble Jokes

The number of bumble bees has decreased.

They prefer to use tinder.

What do you call a bumble-bee from New Zealand?

Pollen-esian

Bumble asked me if I enjoyed using their app today.

I said no without hesitation, then continued swiping.

A woman on Bumble tried to sell me pics of her toes but it didn't work out.

I guess I got off on the wrong foot.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Stupid but I think it’s Hilarious

How does a momma bumble bee feed her baby?

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A guy walks into a pet shop, looking to replace his lost wife. Immediately, a parrot befriends him....

Parrot says, "I love you, you're the greatest!"
Having just had lost people close to him, he is enamored.
"Come home with me," he says,
Parrot says, "Please!"
After bringing the parrot home and securing it in a safe space, Parrot says:
"I hate it here. You're an ."
This bant...

the puppy test

Before you get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.

Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.

1. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, walk around dragging the stone behind you.
2. Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating good girl/boy, wee wee...
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