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Why are miscarried children very smart?

Because they weren't born yesterday.

I was going to write a joke about abortion

But I fear my intentions would be miscarried.

I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months.

"Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"

You mean 9 months.

"Ken is 24 months!"

Deborah, he's 2.

"My baby is -26 weeks old!"

No, Karen, you miscarried.

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