To the guy who stole my antidepressants..

I hope you are happy.

Did you hear about the man who accidentally took laxatives instead of his antidepressants?

He felt empty inside

I came up with a great name for an antidepressant

Woe-Be-Gone

Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants.

Not Happy.

To the person who stole my bag with my antidepressants, my glasses and my Microsoft office CD in.

I hope your happy, I will find you, I have contacts, you have my word.

Last weekend, I tried throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants...

But nobody came

My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants.

Won't be needing them anymore then.

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Prolax is a new antidepressant...

It's half prozac and half laxatives.

So that you can't help but give a shit.

I started out with $20 in my pocket, and if i had a dollar for everytime someone told me I'd be a huge success...

I'd have $5, the antidepressants cost fifteen

Science has developed a new antidepressant that is administered rectally

They call them Suppositives

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This morning I accidentally took Viagra instead of my antidepressant

It's been a hard day to get through

After my retirement at the company I worked at for 50 years, I looked forward to some relaxation time and putting my feet up, but my wife had other ideas...

... she insisted I take her to the local shopping centre every day.

Like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and out.

She's like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following let...

10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe

**"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets".**

The gag won 41% of the vote.

## Best of the rest

Ten jokes made the 2019 shortlist. Here are the next nine:

* "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they'r...

Hope you're happy

Have been going through a rough patch and someone thought it would be a good idea to steal my antidepressants.

Whoever you are, I hope you're happy.

A man is at a doctor's office

"Alright, this ones an antidepressant, this ones a painkiller, this one is anti infection, and take this one every day for the wound to heal faster. I also recommend taking this with the rest of them, it's easier that way."

"Doctor, do you have anything other than vodka?"

I didn't have any candy at Halloween...

So I gave out my antidepressants.

It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me.

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A man has been getting chronic headaches...

...and after seeing specialist after specialist, one finally determines that the cause comes from his testicles being compressed. Unfortunately, the specialist tells him that the only solution at this time is to remove his testicles, or else he'll just continue having horrible headaches.

The ...

They say money can't buy happiness...

but my antidepressants say otherwise.

A pharmacy student went for a viva voce

External examiner: "What are the side effects of NSAIDS?"

Pharmacy student: "Sir, nausea and vomiting."

External examiner: "What are the side effects of Opiates?"

Pharmacy student: "Sir, nausea and vomiting."

External examiner: "What are the side effects of Antidepressant...

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