To the person who stole my antidepressants

I hope you are happy now.

To the person who stole my bag with my antidepressants, my glasses and my Microsoft office CD in.

I hope your happy, I will find you, I have contacts, you have my word.

Earlier today six dwarfs stole my antidepressants.

Not Happy.

I came up with a great name for an antidepressant

Woe-Be-Gone

Last weekend, I tried throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants...

But nobody came

My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants.

Won't be needing them anymore then.

Science has developed a new antidepressant that is administered rectally

They call them Suppositives

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Prolax is a new antidepressant...

It's half prozac and half laxatives.

So that you can't help but give a shit.

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This morning I accidentally took Viagra instead of my antidepressant

It's been a hard day to get through

The Retired Husband

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

10 best one-liners from the 2019 Edinburgh fringe

**"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets".**

The gag won 41% of the vote.

## Best of the rest

Ten jokes made the 2019 shortlist. Here are the next nine:

* "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they'r...

A man is at a doctor's office

"Alright, this ones an antidepressant, this ones a painkiller, this one is anti infection, and take this one every day for the wound to heal faster. I also recommend taking this with the rest of them, it's easier that way."

"Doctor, do you have anything other than vodka?"

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A man has been getting chronic headaches...

...and after seeing specialist after specialist, one finally determines that the cause comes from his testicles being compressed. Unfortunately, the specialist tells him that the only solution at this time is to remove his testicles, or else he'll just continue having horrible headaches.

The ...

I didn't have any candy at Halloween...

So I gave out my antidepressants.

It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me.

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