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A generic slightly racist one! (use it with any minority).

A guy goes to a club in Germany with a t-shirt that says:

Turks have three problems

Immediately a Turk comes up and says:

-- What's that supposed to mean, on your t-shirt? You looking for trouble?

-- See, this is your first problem. You are too aggressive. You start qua...

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Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgaria...

How many cops does it take to push a minority down the stairs?

None, "He fell"
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I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done

None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
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A dyslexic minority

giNgers.
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They say the people burning books are just a vocal minority

But I don't see the police harassing them?
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It is being reported that black and ethnic minority groups are at higher risk to Coronavirus

As if this virus wasn't bad enough, it turns out it is racist too.
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If China had $1 for every time they oppressed a racial minority...

They’d become an economic global power.




Wait...
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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
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United States once again votes for a minority President!

Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States.
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Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games

The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional
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Stonewalls seem to be a continuous problem for minority groups.

Black people had to deal with Stonewall Jackson.
Gay people had to deal with the Stonewall riots.
Mexicans will have to deal with a Stonewall.

Trump is supporting the minorities

The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming.
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What is a Karen’s favorite film?

Minority Report
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