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Minority Jokes

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A generic slightly racist one! (use it with any minority).

A guy goes to a club in Germany with a t-shirt that says:

Turks have three problems

Immediately a Turk comes up and says:

-- What's that supposed to mean, on your t-shirt? You looking for trouble?

-- See, this is your first problem. You are too aggressive. You start qua...

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Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgaria...

How many cops does it take to push a minority down the stairs?

None, "He fell"

I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done

None of the other surgeons seem to do it !

A dyslexic minority

giNgers.

They say the people burning books are just a vocal minority

But I don't see the police harassing them?

It is being reported that black and ethnic minority groups are at higher risk to Coronavirus

As if this virus wasn't bad enough, it turns out it is racist too.

If China had $1 for every time they oppressed a racial minority...

They’d become an economic global power.




Wait...

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

United States once again votes for a minority President!

Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States.

Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games

The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional

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Stonewalls seem to be a continuous problem for minority groups.

Black people had to deal with Stonewall Jackson.
Gay people had to deal with the Stonewall riots.
Mexicans will have to deal with a Stonewall.

Trump is supporting the minorities

The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming.

What is a Karen’s favorite film?

Minority Report

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