What do egg whites and my exboyfriend have in common.
They both get stiff when beaten.
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My African friend knows a lot about reds and whites
He’s a wine Somalian
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A man was walking along the countryside where he notices a lot of sheep and only one shepherd so curiously, he walks over to him and asks
A man was walking along the countryside where he notices a lot of sheep and only one shepherd so curiously, he walks over to him and asks
"Are those sheep yours?"
"Which ones, the black, or the white?"the shepherd asks.
"The black ones?"
"They're mine." He said
"I ...
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Blacks and whites should be separated
It’s not so hard to do the laundry correctly
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In America Martin Luther King only gets one day....
And sharks get a whole week.
It's probably because they are great whites.
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How I accidentally crushed a vegan customer's soul at Subway ;-;
So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put...
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What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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The pearly whites gates of heaven
A group of nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. Standing there is St andrew. The nuns line up and St andrew asks the first one question. He says "Before you enter i must ask, have you ever touched a penis " The nun quietly says "yes, but only with my fingertips" St andrew tells her to wash her...
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What do the NBA and a box of crayons have in common?
The whites are useless.
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What’s the difference between whites and blacks?
They require different laundry machine settings.
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Have you heard of the New Age great whites?
They've got very balanced sharkras.
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What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?
Bleeyotch!
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I have a recipe in which a deep dish crust is filled with small rodents and covered with whipped egg whites.
Its a Lemming Meringue Pie
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My parents taught me from birth that the coloreds and the whites should be separated.
I mean, that’s just basic laundry.
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My girlfriend just yelled at me to "seperate the whites from the colors!"
Yeah, racist as hell. If that's the way she's going to act, she can go to the laundromat alone next time.
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Progress is amazing. "Whites Only" is in the past
This new color safe bleach is fantastic.
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