What do you call Hispanic men that are over 65 years old?

Señor citizens.



I’ll see myself out thanks

In an effort to bridge the cultural gap with my Hispanic friends, I’ve been saying “muchos” a lot more recently

It means a lot to them

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There's a Hispanic porn star who has two penises, each of a different size. The larger one he calls Jose...

The smaller one he calls Hose B.

What do hispanics call their elderly?

Senor Citizens.

Why did the Mexican man take Xanax?

For hispanic attacks.

A few years ago, I saw a Hispanic magician

My favorite trick was at end, when he said he would dissappear at the count of three.

And he started counting "Uno...."

"Dos.... "

And poof, he was gone. Without a Tres.

Why did the Hispanic man keep purchasing trains?

I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.

Kid asks his mum if he should bully Hispanics

his mum says no Juan deserves it

Hispanic Word of the Day: Bodywash

Joe Biden was on TV today, but no bodywash him.

I keep hearing about this great new MCU show featuring what I can only assume are Hispanic superheroes...

but I can't seem to find this *Juan Division* on any streaming service.

What did the hispanic firefighter name his twins?

Hose A and Hose B

What do call a Hispanic fella that ran out of protein powder?

No-whey Jose.

Why did the eligible bachelor get stressed out every time he dated a Latin woman?

Because they are Hispanic.

I cheerfully exclaimed “el mundo” to my Hispanic neighbor

... it meant the world to her

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The Policeman & The Hispanic

It’s around the holiday season and Bob the policeman is scheduled to work. He decides to set up a speed trap at his favorite roadway in Arkansas.

It’s been a few hours and Bob hasn’t seen a single driver. Just then, suddenly a pickup truck flies past him doing well over double the speed limit...

I told a Hispanic man that I was trying to come up with a term that would describe low resolution video

He suggested “poor k”.

What do you call Hispanic gnomes

Gnombres.

I'll go home now.

The Mexican guy next door was fired and kicked out of the house in the same day

You should've seen hispanic

Why did the Hispanic man die after taking three pills?

Because it was over-dos!

Hispanic girls can not be a man's peace. Its literally in their name.

(His)(panic)

How many Hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Where do Hispanic cats go when they die?

Purrgato

[Original] I asked my dyslexic Hispanic friend the fastest way to Las Vegas, and he pointed in the right direction. "Gracias", I said.

"Ne vada"

I hear the new Star was movie will include a Hispanic Jedi Knight.

I can't wait to see Obi Juan Kenobi make his first on-screen appearance.

What did the Hispanic man say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes.

I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

Hispanic Attacks

At a picnic my 5 year old Hispanic son came over to give me a drink..

He fell on the ground and I pointed at his pants and said "mucho grassy ass"

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What do hispanic jews celebrate?

Juanukkah

What do you call a Hispanic man living in Thailand?

Thai Juan

What do you call a Hispanic and a Priest fighting?

Alien vs. Predator

What sound does a Hispanic catgirl makes?

Ña

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I'm a Hispanic man and started a family with my Japanese wife.

The kids names are Mikasa and Tsukasa, we're gonna stop visiting my folks for a while because they always laugh at them.

Two Hispanic guys are having a private conversation

A little Juan on Juan.

A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick

The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!

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After years of trying a Chinese couple, the Wong's, finally get pregnant. With much anticipation Mrs. Wong delivers a beautiful Hispanic baby boy..

Mr. Wong names him Sum Ting.

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A Hispanic carpenter is feeling depressed

After living a life of always reading other people's directions and instructions to do his job, he decides he wants to to make his *own* decision for once: Committing suicide.

So he scribbles down some words on a piece of paper and reviews what he wrote, nodding in approval. He hops into his...

What do you call a shy Hispanic man at a cowboy themed party?

A Mexican stand off.

What’s a hispanic’s most reliable car?

A Mazda

What do you call a physicist that’s 1/4 Hispanic?

Ohm slice

Why does Donald Trump take anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks

How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest.

Alien vs predator

I had a strange dream about Tom Cruise...

He kept telling me about all the different people he met that day. He said he saw a black couple, saw three Hispanic men and 1 Jewish guy. Tom Cruise's Minority Report.

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What do you call a homosexual Hispanic living in the United States? (NSFW)

Amaricon

[OC] A Hispanic man died from fear

I don't think Hispanicing anymore.

A Hispanic photon walks into a bar

No mas

There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes..

No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.

What do you call an Hispanic that's reached their level cap?

A Maxican.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same...

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the favorite gaming console of hispanics ?

The Xbox Juanes

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A Hispanic man, a European man, and an Asian man are put on a deserted island

They are told that they will be rescued in 24 hours, provided they have proved their survival skills.
The Hispanic man is in charge of building a shelter, the European man is in charge of finding food, and the Asian man is in charge of finding supplies.
The three men go their separate ways to ...

Name Changes

Several hundred years ago a young hispanic boy was born. His mother wanted to give him a name deserving of her little king. Unfortunately, without medication and in pain she screamed when telling the nurse the name she picked. So instead of Prince, riIINS is what she heard and so Rins was his name. ...

Why could there never be more than one Hispanic guy in a Highlander movie?

Because there can be only Juan.

Hispanic Magician

So a Mexican magician stands up in front of his audience and tells them, "Ok hombres, on the count of three, I'm gonna make myself disappear! Uno, dos..." POOF! He disappeared without a tres.

What do you call a Hispanic without a car?

Carloss

A hispanic man with a rubber toe

His name...was Roberto

Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book.

The book has papers.

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Hispanic Joke

Three kids are in school...

A white, a black, and a hispanic kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "Pops told mom to go get the Governmen...

I don't always seduce hispanic Star Trek fans...

but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

If this doesn't make you groan I don't know what will...

With 2nd lockdown looming in the UK, I saw a man with 4 cases of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 7 sombreros, I think Hispanic buying

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Nova seems to be a pretty popular Hispanic surname...

For me, since I speak English, that name would be a no-go

So a Hispanic man walks into a bar...

He sees an old cigarette machine and decides to buy a pack. He puts in his change and the machine flashes the words, DIME, DIME, DIME. He looks around and whispers to the machine, Malboro.

One time I was an ESOL instructor...

For those who don’t know, ESOL indicates that English is a second or foreign language. In my class, I had a student who barely spoke English, and when I mean barely spoke, I mean he had difficulties with basic colours.

So during my office hours, the student comes to my office for some extra h...

Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics..

called TakeJuan'sDough.

With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero.

I think hispanic buying.

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A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street.

They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What do you call a short Mexican researcher in Antarctica?

A Burrito

First joke I've ever come up with. My Hispanic wife laughed her butt off.

Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains?

I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)

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Why did the latino man go to the therapist?

To talk about hispanic attacks.

I need a joke in to tell my Hispanic manager!

I tried telling my boss a corny joke but he said he didn't get it because it was too 'American'(his words not mine). So i told him I'd find a joke in Spanish and try telling him it. I want to make my boss laugh so help me out guys! So if you know any work friendly jokes in Spanish post them here ...

A South American man has died due to stress over COVID-19.

Nobody could control Hispanic.

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