r/conservative is furious that their voices are being censored and that people are picking and choosing who can be heard

"This thread is for conservatives only"

Why are conservatives known as rednecks?

They don’t use sunscreen because the bottle says to apply liberally.

"Conservatives hate this one simple trick...!!!"

*Count every vote.*

Fiscal conservatives hate spending on infrastructure maintenance and repair.

Bunch of crack addicts!

What do conservatives call medical marijuana?


A Republican and a Democrat found a magic lamp

The genie said "I will grant one wish per person". The Republican immediately jumped forward and said "I wish all Republicans and conservatives had their own planet, separate from all these libs." The genie nodded and the Republican vanished. The Democrat then asked "Are they all on their own planet...

Which x-men member is hated by conservatives?

Caitlyn Jenner

Why aren’t more conservatives protesting the sales of pre-shredded cheese?

I thought we were trying to make America grate again.

How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?


*They're afraid of change - even if it is to make the world a brighter place.*

Why do so many conservatives own game consoles?

Because they hate PC culture.

When I was pregnant I was with the conservatives

But now I'm in Labour

What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?

You'll never de-fetus.

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Boris Johnson dies...

His soul arrives in heaven and he is met by St.Peter at the Pearly Gates. Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there's a problem: We seldom see a Conservative here and we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in; I'm a believer," says Johnso...

Why don't conservatives believe in global warming?

Because of all the snowflakes.

Why are conservatives climate change deniers?

Because they want to melt the snowflakes!

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

What do conservatives hate about mixed ethnicity math classes?

There's too much integration

You know why I hate conservatives?

They all make huge generalizations about liberals

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