I have a microbiology joke

But I'm worried Reddit won't find it cultured

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My girlfriend asked me to take a picture of my penis for her college class to use. Said my penis was a perfect specimen!

It was for her microbiology class.

If I were to steal an experiment from a microbiology lab...

...would it be cultural appropriation?

I found my friends dixpix

I posted it on r/microbiology

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I’m planning on donating my organs when I die.

Microbiology students are going to have a fucking blast with my penis.

A doctor who was proud of his degrees...

always had them hanging in his office. His BS in Biology, PhD in Microbiology, and his MD were framed and hung behind him.

One day his clinic caught fire and he was caught inside the burning building. They were finally able to pull his unconscious body from the rubble and rushed him to the em...

Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...

...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology.

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