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Multi-level Meta Joke

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell ...

My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.

*Sorry for the meta of this, I'm still reeling a little. I post two or three (or ten--sorry for breaking rules) jokes on this sub every day. A lot of them are simply awful, but they're all original, and my Gramps was a huge inspiration for me becoming a comedy "writer." But this is an old joke, and ...

Meta-meta-joke

# Joke

A joke is something funny because unpredicatable that makes people laugh, giggle or smile. This is a a joke :



>I met a shepherd, we talked about ewe.



The fact that it takes a second to realize that "we talked about ewe" sounds like the well known sente...

[META] r/Jokes keeps me going

I'm sorry if this is not allowed here but I had to share. I have a bunch of health issues, severe anxiety, and depression. I've on multiple occasions felt like giving up. Sometimes, no matter how much support you have it is difficult to keep going. That's where you guys come in. I read your jokes al...

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The Facebook company has changed its name to Meta

This reminds me of the time I was at a function with Mark Zuckerberg.

I Meta morally corrupt, reptile looking asshole.

Meta: I told the (old) joke wrong!

I was at a restaurant with a group of people and one of them told the three legged dog goes into a bar joke. I replied with the farmer and the three legged sheep joke. There was a couple at the next table who complained I messed up the joke as it was supposed to be a pig. They were seriously mad at ...

ā€œmetaā€ mates

Facebook employees are now > Metamates.
LinkedIn > Inmates.
Amazon > Primates.
Tinder > Intimates.
ServiceNow > Nowmates.
Snowflake > Snowmates.
Postmates > Postmatemates.

Facebook has changed its company name to Meta

Presumably because they've never Meta hate group they wanted to silence.

Facebook is now Meta

What is the only Meta product worth using?
>!Mucil!<

My friend decided to quit almost all social media, but suddenly got addicted to the latest one by Meta.

He is hanging onā€¦by a Thread.

Software conglomerate Meta to acquire Mucil...

Founder Mark Zuckerberg states "The Meta-mucil merger will help us move things along. They are looking forward to this with every fiber of their being."

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Pretty meta bro

Cake day posts are annoying and uncreative, so many people make anti cake day posts. These can be just as bad, and are only rarely funny if they are posted on the poster's cake day, (aka: anti cake day cake day posts). This possess a bit of a conundrum, as here in Reddit, we make fun of things, but ...

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Meta-limerick

From [Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta-joke#Joke_template)

There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.

Meta

Person: Reading minds.
Interviewer: So, what's your biggest strenā€“WHAT?

Can we please stop with the meta ā€œbecause sheā€™s deadā€ punchlines? Iā€™ve been trying to read actual funny jokes from this sub to my mom to cheer her up but she hasnā€™t laughed at a single one of them.

Because sheā€™s dead.

[meta] Flair for jokes (a suggestion to the mods)

I had an idea occur to me, how about offer flair for jokes so that it can be tagged as an oldie but a goody or heard it from a friend or thought of this one myself, because some people seem like theyve heard a lot of stuff and complain every time they heard it again. It would help you not get let do...

My Daughter told me this adorkable meta joke today (she's 5).

Her: Daddy, knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Her: Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, Who's left?

Me: (sigh) Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out, who's left, who?

Her: Repeat.

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Meta: Reverse Punchline Challenge

Hey /r/Jokes, I thought it might be interesting to see just how good we are at actually making jokes from unfunny situations. As such, I thought a good challenge might be to provide a few randomly thought up punchlines that *you* the subreddit construct the lead-up/joke to. Highest rated comment wou...

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